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The Cuervo Jones Rules of Marketing

By: Michelle Pierce | June 2nd, 2009

(Warning: potentially offensive language within)
“Two hoops, full court, ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is get ten points. That’s it.”
–Cuervo Jones, Escape from L.A.
As the main villain in Escape [...]

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